Planetary Bowling League

For generations, the people of Numidia-Bara prayed for the ancient orbital defense satellites to wake up and protect them from foreign invasion. The satellites finally woke up, looked at the continent's geography, and enthusiastically declared: 'LEAGUE PLAY IS NOW ACTIVE.' Now, five-hundred-ton micro-singularities are rolling across the continent like frictionless bowling balls, flattening mountain ranges and knocking over fortress towers to score points for unseen spectators. When a foul call threatens to wipe their nations off the board entirely, an illegal grav-bat slugger, an insufferable trajectory math prodigy, an overworked landscaper, and a panicked riot marshal must team up to play the ultimate away game and defeat the automated referee.