Analog Therapy for Tech Moguls

At the Solarium Spire, court-mandated digital detox is taken very seriously. As head therapist, Oona Calder thrives on stripping arrogant tech founders of their wearables, algorithmic assistants, and bespoke espresso apps, forcing them to churn butter and weed real soil. Her newest assignment is Macsen Rook, a devastatingly charming coder serving thirty days of analog community service for designing an aggressively disruptive meme virus. Assigned to Oona’s kitchen crew, Macsen quickly proves to be utterly useless with a potato peeler but dangerously skilled at getting under her skin. When a mechanical breakdown leaves the retreat’s luxury guests facing genuine manual labor, Oona and Macsen must run the kitchen together—discovering that life offline has never felt so dangerously electric.